I need a reality check

Well, I need a check, period. Any amount will do. I'm not very picky. Money is money no matter how it's given and earned.

So I'm in a rare moment of solitude. I'm at my house. Yes, my house. Not a room, not an apartment, but an actual house. Now, the house is still being worked on but that's beside the point.

I'm a place where I can go and be in complete solitude. Just me. No roommates, no pets, nothing. Just me with my sexy self.

It's divine. Absolutely divine. This is what heaven feels like.